I woke up from this dream just now

Int.

Two men sitting on the floor seemingly drinking tea or coffee
One is a humble looking man whose home they are at
The other dressed like a narco with terrible silk shirt and a few gold necklaces with a gun tucked into his belt

– I came here to collect that nice looking colt from you. We hope we can do this easy-like without any trouble.

As he taps his fingers on the handle of his gun.

The humble man sipping his cup seemed completely unfazed then slowly sets down his cup.
At that moment a machete blade slowly comes into view around the gunman’s neck surprising him

– Father, should I just fed him to the pigs?

The humble man never looks up

– That’s up to him. What do you say, Bill?
– I don’t think that’ll be necessary today. Come on, Sam. Let’s go.
– Not before you hand over those guns very slowly with your left hand. You too, boy.

The boy tries to object

– I don’t have…
– Shut up and just give it to him

Sam starts to reach for his gun at the small of his back a little too quick but with a quick jerk of the machete blade to Bill’s neck, Bill reminds him to slow down

– Slow you idiot!

The guns are placed gently on the table. They’re fancy and custom made with horse carvings on the handles.

– We thank you. And now that you’ve given us a couple of gifts, it’s only fair we give you a couple of parting gifts as well

More men with machetes show up and escort the men outside

Ext.

They proceed to beat the shit out of Bill and Sam then sit them  in their white 700 series BMW that has been worked over as well including smashed windows and busted head lights

– Now I don’t know what gave you the idea that you can just walk into a man’s home and demand to take his horse but I’m pretty sure you’ll think twice before doing it again. We’ve known each other for years, Bill. I never saw you as being so stupid and greedy. I’m a little disappointed in you.

The humble man taps the roof of the busted up BMW

-You take it easy now

Bill with a swollen banged up  face starts the car and slowly drives off the ranch with Sam also bleeding in the passenger seat

I have no idea where this came from. The dream started with a beautiful and playful looking colt running down a dirt road heading home. The dream then ended like a wanna be Tarantino scene 🤣🤣

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