I want to talk to you about loyalty, dedication, and durability.
This machine is over seven years old and helped build a company with less than 20 employees into a company with over 250 in seven years.
It did the work of what is now an entire third floor including the mail room.
It is the last of the original computers bought by the company.
It might now need to be replaced.
My trusty magic box is finding hard to keep up with all the new apps.
I suggested an adequate farewell much like a Darth Vader funeral pyre at the end of Return of the Jedi but some also suggested it be enshrined in a company museum. Either way it would be an appropriate send off.
Thank you CCCDSK005 for all your hard work. May you dream peacefully of electric sheep in perpetuity.
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